Thursday, December 13, 2007

Beyonce swaggerjacks Rihanna again




Rihanna showed up at the World Music Awards this year looking like a young Marylin Monroe in a stunning green dress. Of course, Beyonce had to attempt to outdo her unsuccessfully in a shockingly similar dress at a CBS event not long after. Beyonce's look pales in comparison. Who do you think comes out on top?

Monday, September 10, 2007

Big Winner Rihanna pisses on Beyonce at VMAs






The ravishing young beauty, Rihanna, dressed in a figure hugging hot pink satin dress ripped Beyonce a new asshole when she won top honors at the MTV Video Music Awards. Not only did she look more stunning than the always picture perfect Beyonce, winning best dressed honors, she also took home the coveted Video of the Year award and Monster Single of the Year. Indeed it was Rihanna's night as her worldwide hit Umbrella proved to be the most infectious track of the night. The pop culture phenomenon has proven that the mighty can fall, and though Beyonce's strategy of putting out hit after hit and never reliquishing ground to a newcomer worked for a while, it was not enough to hold of the amazing rise of Rihanna to the top of the music world. It was shocking that after garnering seven nominations, Beyonce walked with one measly award which Rihanna should have won. Her collaboration with Jay-Z is THE most earth shattering collaboration of the year, topping charts in farflung places and inspiring many covers. Beautiful Liar did not even reach number one in the USA. Let the haters hate, but Rihanna rules

Friday, August 24, 2007

Juanita Bynum kicked in the Vajajay by Bishop Thomas Weeks III


Disturbing details have emerged as the husband of televangelist Juanita Bynum turned himself in to authorities Friday to face charges after a confrontation in which his wife was badly bruised. Reports are that she was visciously kicked in her vagina by her husband. What could have caused him to target her private parts? Was it jealousy, infidelity or withholding of the vagina?
This couple has always been larger than life and over the top. Their wedding and their ministry have been extraordinary in many ways. These two have never shied away from discussing intimate details of marriage in the church in a way that no other televangelists have. Their sex lives and marriage have been an open book. Juanita has even advised the women in her conferences to invest in some Fredericks nightgowns and 'minister' to their husbands. Now the domestic abuse in their marriage has also become an open book as this extraordiary love affair has taken an ugly turn.
Bishop Thomas Weeks III, the founder of Global Destiny churches, surrendered at the Fulton County Jail to face charges of aggravated assault and terroristic threats.
He declined to speak to reporters as he entered the jail.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Oprah Works Her Employees to Death Then Stiff Them


One employee of Harpo, Winfrey's production company, recently filed for 800 hours of overtime that she claims she put in between January and April of 2007, Page Six reports. The tab for such a claim is worth an extra $65,000.
Oprah Winfrey is known for her generosity, but new reports of a payroll scandal have some hinting that she's playing favorites with people's paychecks.
A Page Six source says that the Harpo employee, Carla Bird, filed the claim recently, and that "several weeks ago, it was discovered by accounting and human resources." The source goes on to say "most employees would have been walked right out the door. Well, that's just not the case for good ol' 'Birdie.' "
But as ludicrous as the hour tally may sound for just four months, Harpo's chief of communications says the claim is legitimate.
"Many of our employees contribute significant hours of overtime during our production season. This is quite common within the television industry," Lisa Halliday told Page Six. "From January to April 2007, this employee legitimately accumulated approximately 800 hours of overtime."
Page Six's math estimates that if Bird worked a five-day week, she would have been putting in 18.5 hours of work each day. If she'd chosen a seven-day work week, it would be a paltry 13.2 hours per day.
"Our employees' schedules vary," Halliday said. "Some of our staff does work the first week of January - as Carla did this year. Based on 800 hours of OT, for the 17-week period, with a seven-day work week - she would average just under 12.5 hours a day."

Brandy Looking a Little Crazy


Brandy has been looking a little off kilter since she mowed down a woman with her SUV.

Tracy Morgan Walking While in a Drunken Stupor


Is anybody in there? Tracy Morgan walks to court to face alcohol related charges looking stoned out of his mind. This would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

Hot Dude of the Day: Will Demps




The New York Giants' Will Demps is too fine for words. He complains in this month's Essence about all that groupie sex he gets. We can see why. It must be tough fighting off all these horny, goldigging women.